All San Franciscans commanded to eat healthier

Ha ha ha. Yeah. Notice the part at the end of the article where everyone's standing in line for the regular hot dogs, not the tofu ones. Yum. Tofu hot dogs.

Newsom on Wednesday issued an executive directive he hopes will dramatically change how San Franciscans eat.

All city departments have six months to conduct an audit of unused land - including empty lots, rooftops, windowsills and median strips - that could be turned into community gardens or farms that could benefit residents, either by working at them or purchasing the fresh produce. Food vendors that contract with the city must offer healthy and sustainable food. All vending machines on city property must also offer healthy options, and farmers' markets must begin accepting food stamps, although some already do.